Here are all the house things that I want to do when I'm old and have a hot Norwegian husband also my roommates are ALIENS.


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Sep 27, 2014
@ 12:49 pm
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“Live your life like you’re 80 looking back on your teenager 
years. You know if your dad calls you at eight in the morning
and asks if you want to go out for breakfast. As a teenager
you’re like no, I want to sleep. But as an eighty year old
looking back you have that breakfast with your dad. It just
little things like that, that helped me when I was a teenager in terms of making choices you won’t regret.”

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Sep 2, 2014
@ 9:00 pm
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93. »

fuckyessurveys:

Personal Quiz 
Who were you with yesterday?: No one aside from people I dance with

What woke you up this morning?: My alarm because I thought I was going to see the guy I like but NOPE

Where are you?: In bed

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?: Yes, it should be

Do you like anybody?:…


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Sep 2, 2014
@ 8:58 pm
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96. »

fuckyessurveys:

1. Which celebrity would you like to look like?
- Kaya Scodelario
2. Who is your current celebrity crush?
- Josh Franceschi lol
3. Who is your current fictional character crush?
- I don’t have one
4. What do you want for your birthday/Christmas?
- Okay honestly all I can think of is a…


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Sep 2, 2014
@ 8:56 pm
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Survey #149 »

surveyhaven:

Any sexual stuff happen in the past two months?
Lol nope

Is your phone right next to you, or at least close by?
Yep, right next to me!

What windows are open on your computer right now?
Facebook, Youtube, Tumblr, Spotify

Anything you would like to say to someone?
Yes, a few people

Have you…


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Sep 2, 2014
@ 8:55 pm
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Survey #150 : Short »

surveyhaven:

What’s one thing about today that you didn’t like? 

I was super tired for some reason

Who is the last person that you said i love you to, besides family members?

I’m not sure

Are you mad at anyone right now?
No

Is there one thing all of your ex’s had in common?
Nah

What’s a compliment you…


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Sep 2, 2014
@ 8:55 pm
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mr-autumnus said: ANSWER ALL THE FLOWER QUESTIONS!!!

lesbiangrandmas:

literally autumn 

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Sep 1, 2014
@ 11:09 pm
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Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

2: Talk about your first kiss.

3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.

6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.

11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.

12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

14: Talk about a vacation.

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.

16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.

20: Talk about something that happened in high school.

21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

22: Talk about your worst fear.

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

25: Talk about an ex-best friend.

26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.

28: Talk about your fetishes.

29: Talk about what turns you on.

30: Talk about what turns you off.

31: Talk about what you think death is like.

32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.

34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.

35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.

37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.

40: Talk about the end of something in your life.


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Sep 1, 2014
@ 2:04 am
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Oh send me some of these.

A: Are you a virgin?

B: 3 biggest pet peeves

C: Celebrity crush?

D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

E: Do you smoke?

F: Do you drink?

G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?

H: Longest relationship and with who?

I: 5 turn ons

J: 5 turn offs

K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?

L: Would you ever date someone of another race?

M: What is your sexual orientation?

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

O: Who are you crushing on right now?

P: Who is your bestfriend?

Q: Your guilty pleasure?

R: Who was your first kiss?

S: Do looks matter to you?

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs

V: How far have you gone?

W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?

X: Are you circumcised?

Y: Do you name your private parts?

Z: Do you pee in the shower?


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May 31, 2014
@ 12:28 am
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playincold:

#neverforget coffeeandmaps

playincold:

#neverforget coffeeandmaps

(via librarycardz)


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May 30, 2014
@ 3:21 am
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fuzzykitty01:

lastsinner:

pillemoji:

I need your help!!! My geometry teacher said that if our class gets 5k retweets, likes, reblogs, shares, et cetera, we don’t have to take our final. All of the people in my class are going to add the said notes or likes together, so every note helps!!!!

PLEASE DO THIS this is the first & probably last chance we’ll ever get something like this, we need all the notes we can get.

YO HELP THESE POOR BASTARDS OUT

fuzzykitty01:

lastsinner:

pillemoji:

I need your help!!! My geometry teacher said that if our class gets 5k retweets, likes, reblogs, shares, et cetera, we don’t have to take our final. All of the people in my class are going to add the said notes or likes together, so every note helps!!!!

PLEASE DO THIS this is the first & probably last chance we’ll ever get something like this, we need all the notes we can get.

YO HELP THESE POOR BASTARDS OUT

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May 29, 2014
@ 2:58 am
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geekinthegreendress:

for-one-shining-moment:

YOU GET A BARRICADE! AND YOU GET A BARRICADE! EVERYBODY GETS A BARRICADE!

IT’S BACK

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May 29, 2014
@ 2:57 am
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mypocketshurt90:

thiswildheartofmine:

justimprobable:

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS

yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?

it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?

We’re concerned.

FINALLY

(via lesbiangrandmas)


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May 22, 2014
@ 1:30 am
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bejarj:

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

(via sarcasstic)


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May 9, 2014
@ 2:41 am
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helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO


ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied, via lesbiangrandmas)


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May 9, 2014
@ 2:36 am
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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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